Anatomy 101 with a 3 year old

I no longer get to shower by myself, sounds super hot..but really it's because my little girls like to bang on the glass door while I am trying to cleanse myself from dried macaroni and slobber. Sometimes it's funny sometimes it's horrifying, especially when I don't seem them coming. Those situations I can handle, and recover from quickly. Sunday's incident, is still playing over and over in my mind..

As usual, I am drying off after taking a shower, Linds and Coco are in and out of the bathroom, making sure I don't have a moment to myself, as to not spoil me. Lindsey skips over to me and plants her hands on my boobs, this however, is not the shocking part of the story, I am somewhat used to being fondled. She then steps back and says, "Why are you always wearing those? They are too big." me...somewhat confused, "My boobs? Why am I always wearing them? Cause they are attached, sweetie." Lindsey, not satisfied with the response, says, "Yeah, I don't have those cause I have a belly button." I'm liking her train of thought, I wish I could have this option in life, like I don't have big thighs because I have big boobs, but life hasn't worked out that way. "Lindsey I have a belly button too." Shock and dismay covered her face..she thought she was in the clear for a life of being flat chested. Just to drive the point home I told her, as I pointed to my chest, "and you're gonna have these too, probably just as big." Impressed, she was not..I wanted to follow it up with the fact that the doctor thinks she will only be five feet tall, so she will most likely tip over a lot from the weight of her chest, but I thought I would wait to share that little gem until she turns 4 or so..